quantum
发表于 6.6.2003 12:06:54
THE 'MALE' STAGES OF LIFE <br> <br> AGE DRINK <br> * 17 beer <br> * 25 vodka <br> * 35 bourbon <br> * 48 double bourbon <br> * 66 Maalox <br> <br> AGE SEDUCTION LINE <br> * 17 My parents are away for the weekend. <br> * 25 My girlfriend is away for the weekend <br> * 35 My fiance is away for the weekend. <br> * 48 My wife is away for the weekend. <br> * 66 My second wife is dead. <br> <br> AGE FAVORITE SPORT <br> * 17 sex <br> * 25 sex <br> * 35 sex <br> * 48 sex <br> * 66 napping <br> <br> AGE DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE <br> * 17 "tongue" <br> * 25 "breakfast" <br> * 35 "She didn't set back my therapy." <br> * 48 "I didn't have to meet her kids." <br> * 66 "Got home alive." <br> <br> AGE FAVORITE FANTASY <br> * 17 getting to third <br> * 25 airplane sex <br> * 35 menage a trois <br> * 48 taking the company public <br> * 66 firm bowel movement <br> <br> AGE WHAT'S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED? <br> * 17 25 <br> * 25 35 <br> * 35 48 <br> * 48 66 <br> * 66 17 <br> <br> AGE IDEAL DATE <br> * 17 Triple Stephen King feature at a drive-in <br> * 25 "Split the check before we go back to my place" <br> * 35 "Just come over." <br> * 48 Sex in the company jet on the way to Vegas. <br> * 66 "Just come over and cook." <br>
quantum
发表于 6.6.2003 12:07:26
THE 'FEMALE' STAGES OF LIFE <br> <br> AGE DRINK <br> * 17 Wine Coolers <br> * 25 White wine <br> * 35 Red wine <br> * 48 Dom Perignon <br> * 66 Shot of Jack with an Ensure chaser <br> <br> AGE FAVORITE SPORT <br> * 17 shopping <br> * 25 shopping <br> * 35 shopping <br> * 48 shopping <br> * 66 shopping <br> <br> AGE DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE <br> * 17 "Burger King" <br> * 25 "Free meal" <br> * 35 "A diamond" <br> * 48 "A bigger diamond" <br> * 66 "Home Alone" <br> <br> AGE FAVORITE FANTASY <br> * 17 tall, dark and handsome <br> * 25 tall, dark and handsome with money <br> * 35 tall, dark and handsome with money and a brain <br> * 48 a man with some hair <br> * 66 a man <br> <br> AGE WHAT'S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED? <br> * 17 17 <br> * 25 25 <br> * 35 35 <br> * 48 48 <br> * 66 66 <br> <br> AGE IDEAL DATE <br> * 17 He offers to pay <br> * 25 He pays <br> * 35 He cooks breakfast the next morning <br> * 48 He cooks breakfast the next morning for the kids <br> * 66 He can chew breakfast <br><br><br>
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