标题: Family Jokes [打印本页] 作者: quantum 时间: 7.5.2003 14:20
Hope you will enjoy the jokes.<br><br>If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife<br>is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?<br>The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.<br><br>I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first<br>name was Always.<br><br>Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a<br>woman's sex drive by 90%. It's called a Wedding Cake.<br><br><br>Marriage is a 3-ring circus: Engagement Ring, Wedding<br>Ring, Suffering.<br><br>Our last fight was my fault: My wife asked me<br>"What's on the TV?"<br>I said, "Dust!" <br><br>A beggar walked up to a well-dressed woman shopping on<br>Rodeo Drive and said, "I haven't eaten anything for<br>days."<br>She looked at him and said, "God, I wish I had your<br>willpower."<br><br><br>Young Son: "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some<br>parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he<br>marries her?"<br>Dad: That happens in every country, son.<br><br><br>The most effective way to remember your wife's<br>birthday is to forget it once.<br><br><br>Women will never be equal to men until they can walk<br>down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and<br>still think they are beautiful. <br> 作者: quantum 时间: 7.5.2003 14:28
The jokes are a little bit sex-discriminative, though.<br>