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AAmassing largequantities of grocery and shopping bagsAsking for multiplefree totebags/drawstring backpacks at every eventAsking your kidmultiple times how to upload photos on email orFacebookAsking your kid toconfigure all home electronicsAsking your kids forhelp and calling them “useless” after theyvolunteerAsking your kids toexplain what’s happening in an English movie every 5minutesBBelieving your kidwill be raped/murdered/kidnapped if she sleepovers a friend’shouseBragging about yourkid’s ivy league college to family/friendsBuying a digital SLRcamera and not knowing how to use itBuying a new cellphone and not knowing how to use itBuying a ton oflottery ticketsCCalling your kidsfatCollecting assortedutensils and napkins from fast food placesCollecting ceramicfigurines and displaying them in a glass cabinetCollecting condimentpackets and assigning a kitchen drawer for themComparing you to otherpeople’s kidsCriticizing &publicly scolding your kid as a favorite pastimeGGetyou to start your own businessHHaving a largecollection of slippers availableHoarding hoteltoiletriesIImposing curfew at sundown (no matter what age)Insisting your kid notto buy you Mother’s or Father’s day giftsJJudging your kid’sfriends..LLeaving originalplastic wrapping on furnitureMMaking your kids orderfor you at non-Asian restaurantsNNever explaining “theBirds & the Bees” to your kidsNever saying “I loveyou” to your kidsNever turning downfree food samples at CostcoNot knowing how muchto tip on a restaurant billNot knowing how tohang up/end call on their smart phonePProviding two monthsworth of cooked food when visiting your kid atcollegePurposely starvingoneself before a buffet dinnerRRe-gifting giftbaskets given by their non-Asian friendsReminding your kidthat a nursing home is not an optionSSetting up your kid ona date– solely based on the person’s resumeStoring extra pots andpans in your ovenSwiping free waterbottles, pens and/or keychains at any event orconferenceTTaking multiple blurryphotos of the same stationary thingThinking thatseatbelts are unnecessary when sitting in the backseat of thecarThreatening to shipyour kid back to the motherlandThreatening your kidsthat they will work at McDonaldsUUsing a dishwasher as adrying rackWWatching “Dancing withthe Stars” or any other singing-based competiton| 欢迎光临 德国开元华人社区 开元周游 (https://www.kaiyuan.info/) | Powered by Discuz! X3.2 |