标题: Joke of the day [打印本页] 作者: AltWerther 时间: 9.3.2006 17:50
A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. <br /><br />A man comes in and asks the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?" <br /><br />The farmer says, "Some things you just can't explain." <br /><br />"So what happened that's so horrible?" <br /><br />"Well, today I was sitting by my cow milking her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her left leg and kicked over the bucket." <br /><br />The man said, "Okay, but that's not so bad." <br /><br />The farmer replied, "Some things you just can't explain." <br /><br />"So what happened then?" <br /><br />"I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left." <br /><br />"And then?" <br /><br />"Well, I sat back down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her right leg and kicked over the bucket." <br /><br />"Again?" said the man. <br /><br />The farmer replied, "Some things you just can't explain." <br /><br />"So, what did you do then?" <br /><br />"I took her right leg this time and tied it to the post on the right." <br /><br />"And then?" <br /><br />"Well, I sat back down and began milking her again. Just as I got the bucket about full, the stupid cow knocked over the bucket with her tail." <br /><br />"Hmmm..." said the man. <br /><br />"Some things you just can't explain," replied the farmer. <br /><br />"So, what did you do?" <br /><br />"Well, I didn't have any more rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter. In that moment, my pants fell down and my wife walked in... Some things you just can't explain."<br /><br />