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Men Are Hard To Pleased
% o/ M7 Q5 h, N5 c 男人很难取悦!!
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The problems with GUYS:) j# z) L% `9 E2 I& I0 @' M3 ]
男人的问题是：1 Y* _4 v ]/ L2 b! N9 W$ E7 T
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If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
- }; Y7 i/ L+ M- [ 如果妳对他好，他说妳爱上他了．
" N1 i# {/ {; xIf u Don't, he says u are PROUD.$ G s Z8 ~0 K# s; V
对他不好，他说妳骄傲．
5 \: ~" }" w5 n M0 g7 Z uIf u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
8 G! }8 Z- ] F+ { 如果妳穿得很漂亮，他说你企图诱惑他．- R. I: d* R3 l1 c8 r/ @" s0 f6 G$ D
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If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.7 n+ W6 ?" x0 @3 ?: b: m
如果不，他说妳是乡下来的9 r$ e4 Z2 D1 s {+ i8 ?8 W
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If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;! o* H' t" v+ ~$ @9 E
如果妳跟他理论，他说妳固执
7 S& @% H) V! k* V+ W8 \; _. \If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.$ W+ K- P& K& z" Q+ \9 [
如果妳沉默，他说妳没大脑！9 b7 U+ L0 `8 B; {3 T' d- I
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If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
5 a/ D( p1 w0 `# y3 M e9 g 如果妳比他聪明，他会郁闷0 k# E; m* y. K4 f g
! r1 j$ O3 r( g l1 nIf he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.3 P* { o$ R7 } K7 v0 E7 Z
如果他比你聪明，他就是有智慧！
# o- A2 ?, S$ v3 n- U: M& P2 cIf u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;* z, J0 ^& J) I' i& q8 |7 t
如果妳不爱他，他想拥有妳7 ~! E1 U1 o7 h4 Y" u
. e8 N5 P; N% z8 m. I; vIf u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)2 s: E, o: k: M- N1 W7 \
如果妳爱他，他试着离开妳．+ X1 x1 l) S/ S7 L5 l) v0 [3 C
If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;
# H0 |' F" H1 B 如果妳不跟他做爱，他说妳不爱他8 w- f8 {$ T2 k- `, {# I
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If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.* l. g0 E3 z! [* I8 Q' G# n2 `6 `9 V
如果跟他做，他说你是贱货！
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& ?* E4 E$ J+ K! T3 [) u( UIf u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROBLESOME;# \# n6 L- U: n' l; _! U8 {& \
如果妳告诉他妳的问题，他说妳麻烦
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0 ~) d6 d" S; I- p5 t* o0 vIf u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
P" f* H' `' e7 ^2 |6 b 如果不，他说妳不信任他0 U! l* F5 j+ `5 X
% T' y- H* S2 M# A$ e5 k5 rIf u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;3 C' ?( Z1 H2 T. X, y
如果妳骂他，妳好象他奶妈
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( l; i/ m8 M" |, Z. U, d+ i" z5 jIf he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
S' S" y! _/ x9 }% }8 N, F 如果他骂妳，是表示他“关心”妳 }' o: g! U( M' `
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If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
1 y1 H- Z- `4 g8 m 如果妳没有守承诺，妳就是不可信的人
" r$ c) @2 U! _If he BREAKS his,he is FORCED to do so.
3 V: k9 f# Q; }7 j- u 如果他不守承诺，他是迫不得已的
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If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;! s8 T* s# W( Y
如果妳吸烟，妳是坏女孩2 d3 a4 s) I# W5 Y: N+ v
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If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT.
' o. t! D' D; e; Q 如果他吸烟，他是绅士3 B# v- E; j6 {0 D- L
If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
! V# A. V1 {2 [: H1 w5 e! L 如果妳考试成绩好，他说是运气
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If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
1 F: C: ]" {8 | 如果他考得好，他说是实力！
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$ G4 v. B% [2 b5 O) `If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
* f! Z3 ^0 g/ u/ L! u; s1 L @ 如果妳伤害了他，表示妳很残忍1 w; _+ _) ~ e8 W, z. F4 p }
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If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!
. H$ C! S+ H; R- y7 n) c 如果他伤害了妳，表示妳太敏感而且太难取悦！$ e- u5 m8 Y# A, N& ?8 F/ W
?- s. ^5 K( U8 |( oSO HARD TO PLEASE!!!!!
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If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.......
6 ~: e% d3 z3 r A如果你寄这封信给男生，他们会发誓以上是不正确的．． ~& d, C# K1 t M
but if u don't they say u are selfish.....+ ^" K9 ]8 P; N, F
如果你不寄给他们，他们说妳自私．．3 [! y* M! m2 v' W2 p" {4 D2 m
The moral of the story is.......& S" s- c. x3 m
以上的故事告诉我们：
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Send this to guys out there anyway...
! {/ L+ E2 ~9 U/ F快转寄这邮件给男生吧！, x( w0 C3 h6 a( }. O
$ S3 g6 k" T, v+ Q3 U0 y) ^- X; L) tSend it to girls also, gives them some laughter...
- I1 F9 A. T# u$ z转寄给女生，让她们笑一笑！ |
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