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Men Are Hard To Pleased
4 w) i5 |8 e9 v1 e 男人很难取悦!!: X3 I0 Y4 W; ]% ?& t' b5 [9 @, p
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The problems with GUYS:) B9 e0 n0 |& T) E' t/ [: Q
男人的问题是：- _* B- ^0 I% F5 p9 \) A0 Y- _
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If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him; x1 f8 A6 O2 ?# B; s6 I$ r6 J
如果妳对他好，他说妳爱上他了．
4 I8 | T- g! N1 n9 RIf u Don't, he says u are PROUD.
! Z" h& ~* z4 B6 I: e! X$ ~. u" o 对他不好，他说妳骄傲．/ D5 r9 J- o/ c3 D
If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
7 J3 _; r- g6 f- M$ N5 N5 T 如果妳穿得很漂亮，他说你企图诱惑他．3 G2 t* o p3 Z$ B; ]1 Y" f; M. n* L
6 O( Z( R5 f2 r9 G8 xIf u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.# g6 U6 j- x" _0 E
如果不，他说妳是乡下来的* E, [( @9 {' _1 ]! N
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If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
2 k' x# Z8 P2 F: c# j% ? 如果妳跟他理论，他说妳固执$ m, {; {( @; p! a6 ?
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
/ @! k" V3 g+ f, ^$ A6 v6 t! q 如果妳沉默，他说妳没大脑！+ G6 w8 K3 W: }
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If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;6 T" N$ d! k4 @7 W1 K( b
如果妳比他聪明，他会郁闷9 e3 u" f' K' P
) u! {$ t. I+ {( YIf he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.7 o. R* S, d, S7 v/ U
如果他比你聪明，他就是有智慧！
8 i" y, t Q! eIf u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
9 l) ~# z4 h3 z5 x# T5 R" D 如果妳不爱他，他想拥有妳: e$ u$ H* h% X9 @/ C
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If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
4 n3 O" h; L4 D# G3 o! f3 d 如果妳爱他，他试着离开妳．
& ~. ~! w3 A" b% m& JIf u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;
+ E3 o% }: f5 | 如果妳不跟他做爱，他说妳不爱他( b# D, K" i0 _5 ?& K
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If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.$ H9 Z# h0 K2 k3 u# V- Y
如果跟他做，他说你是贱货！) C; k+ Y# g$ {( T0 c/ z
3 q* l$ B" ~6 Y- Y% G% B" |If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROBLESOME;
7 s5 Y5 I& z" g+ s$ B; @( D/ W 如果妳告诉他妳的问题，他说妳麻烦7 _5 J9 Y. y! D. R6 [$ \
( k% A5 N W" E% y) x9 F: FIf u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
; X) T) a7 c9 Y( a/ v2 h 如果不，他说妳不信任他+ y2 s4 S0 `/ K# w$ g; ^/ C
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If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;5 c7 w3 m4 a: Q7 ^/ C! d" P
如果妳骂他，妳好象他奶妈4 m* v$ d/ O8 t' J- Y, H+ W* a
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If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
. I0 x6 H$ q7 {* T) C0 N4 d2 { 如果他骂妳，是表示他“关心”妳
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8 _6 P1 J! u! M3 ~/ MIf u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
4 W) P' G- B! h& l 如果妳没有守承诺，妳就是不可信的人
- L& ? i4 q5 Y9 c: a5 j! J7 Y/ H+ P" tIf he BREAKS his,he is FORCED to do so.- @' l; |$ i9 Q% _& @7 [
如果他不守承诺，他是迫不得已的8 B/ @; R5 x5 d" N& R
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If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;9 z7 F+ ]9 @1 g; z+ o
如果妳吸烟，妳是坏女孩
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% g, N$ H' J( `& a! q3 k& qIf he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT.8 Z/ p' D, S& d
如果他吸烟，他是绅士, z% O6 @6 M. H) G
If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
' I. L. K+ p6 G$ N) m, T; x 如果妳考试成绩好，他说是运气) t! S; f2 G2 @6 y- b1 O
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If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
) F- r U) z# V5 N! Y3 n 如果他考得好，他说是实力！
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/ W: f- a; S* p% ?If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
i: E+ P) y4 B; g2 k9 @ 如果妳伤害了他，表示妳很残忍
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If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!
: [# R, w4 i% d 如果他伤害了妳，表示妳太敏感而且太难取悦！
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+ }+ Y5 F! e" L: {- u- {- l o) CSO HARD TO PLEASE!!!!!
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If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.......
- h2 V1 R" Y# l! I1 f0 k如果你寄这封信给男生，他们会发誓以上是不正确的．．
% N/ Q1 f8 B4 P) p# A2 n" ]but if u don't they say u are selfish.....
+ s4 s# R: l; j8 v8 ?) n, [ 如果你不寄给他们，他们说妳自私．．& X1 x9 _ S, d4 J+ h
The moral of the story is.......1 c1 s2 j# P8 @( S5 k2 }" a: g
以上的故事告诉我们：
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& d2 d$ C* E2 D8 F2 U7 LSend this to guys out there anyway...9 o" \9 |. }+ T" q* z
快转寄这邮件给男生吧！$ W! ~$ N8 L S# p
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Send it to girls also, gives them some laughter...
6 d o( V- N0 _* u5 m& L转寄给女生，让她们笑一笑！ |
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