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Men Are Hard To Pleased; B( b) H: K) n: U
男人很难取悦!!
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. e7 K3 }( h3 ?! j2 q- rThe problems with GUYS:
- a% u! N9 q1 [4 v- |6 u$ I 男人的问题是：+ V$ d+ I9 `$ X( J6 i# I
" d4 q; A, D& V2 ^- oIf u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
! H, b% y* g! N. A. F 如果妳对他好，他说妳爱上他了．3 [+ O: {. e% v5 b* K+ d0 w( i) T) O( z
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.9 F$ O+ x1 U9 Y+ ^$ {6 z
对他不好，他说妳骄傲．
* n+ i* k- d& ]- ^# U EIf u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;" {4 o2 T" p) f5 M
如果妳穿得很漂亮，他说你企图诱惑他．2 U* t* V( Z1 N: c& d, q- M( @ J1 S) c
1 U5 i( R1 ?; C3 L; w; ~If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.% v* Y& u* T p" k9 D1 [
如果不，他说妳是乡下来的( k" N% {6 h+ q$ { R$ J4 B
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If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;" v5 {/ f+ J- n8 A
如果妳跟他理论，他说妳固执# S5 j. N2 D! V! R! b2 w
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
; X* H/ b# D0 \ w5 h$ B, x 如果妳沉默，他说妳没大脑！* G3 I3 {, I) m! Y3 J/ `) ? y
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If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
/ ?. `8 v$ J7 P. t% D 如果妳比他聪明，他会郁闷, ?5 U" h0 P0 }8 M. |, k2 S
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If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.$ J! W' N( k! X7 D/ K8 M
如果他比你聪明，他就是有智慧！
- x1 z1 ?3 {( aIf u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;' i; m! I5 U; I( @
如果妳不爱他，他想拥有妳, ?' \% w$ ]& u: Q6 X* ]+ w
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If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)! b- V' \8 A0 ^( R3 K( a; m. i
如果妳爱他，他试着离开妳．
4 P. t1 d3 o% i+ s0 X+ i% r3 |If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;0 C8 b9 g. a% N& j! K, y
如果妳不跟他做爱，他说妳不爱他
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If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.
4 T) ^4 r) R8 J 如果跟他做，他说你是贱货！7 }, P t: T4 B7 F- @( g2 @0 P
, v( z3 T/ h+ ^If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROBLESOME;4 F/ ]9 I' H$ ]3 d3 z8 \: `% x2 P5 A
如果妳告诉他妳的问题，他说妳麻烦
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0 s* v' W& w( T& l7 B3 }If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
; A7 N8 e/ l6 J 如果不，他说妳不信任他
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4 E8 R6 s/ x9 t6 B+ {If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
8 r. Y, u% ~" d. R# L 如果妳骂他，妳好象他奶妈
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If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
2 Z8 |; s* k( d f3 s7 S' D# n( ? 如果他骂妳，是表示他“关心”妳, ^$ T2 I5 _ G$ P. ]1 S
5 Z1 x+ ]+ X5 M5 Z8 {If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
# l( J$ I0 O ]- f6 S) x8 N 如果妳没有守承诺，妳就是不可信的人* `" B& k$ X! a$ [. F$ K
If he BREAKS his,he is FORCED to do so.. g. l) n* g7 W& [! B# B
如果他不守承诺，他是迫不得已的4 W7 k0 V% F4 Q- ~& s+ ^! g- M
4 N8 L' g& _ ~4 R- s) JIf u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;7 H' ~- s" B& i
如果妳吸烟，妳是坏女孩# Q3 a) f! d- ?8 T! {( U0 D" `8 V
# t( U% a! N4 A8 I$ ^: R, TIf he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT.
+ E, Q* m T/ l4 v 如果他吸烟，他是绅士
7 I# e" q- f9 |6 l5 y# SIf u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;1 a) @* L( A+ ]$ T
如果妳考试成绩好，他说是运气7 g4 ?2 p G g' G4 b: ]8 T
! Z3 M) a8 c# h7 Z: e& O# ZIf he does WELL, it's BRAINS.: I! S5 b2 k x! [/ x6 C
如果他考得好，他说是实力！
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+ {6 u8 \. U" ]$ f& A$ Y6 q, oIf u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
$ w, d3 H; M5 E' N 如果妳伤害了他，表示妳很残忍5 B! y; r* Y& o; Y* m
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If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!
' v1 N# u% X! @! c/ A, C 如果他伤害了妳，表示妳太敏感而且太难取悦！- I5 j/ ^$ L% F) a
$ u* p" N* f# E6 ^ u' M: ?SO HARD TO PLEASE!!!!!( M9 |- P% j3 n3 F; H) r& S
; T& N9 j# [! IIf u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.......0 c; m& h4 R4 b: K
如果你寄这封信给男生，他们会发誓以上是不正确的．．
- |$ j+ J# G5 E0 e* ?but if u don't they say u are selfish..... Q4 a; `2 U4 u3 S! s/ f; A
如果你不寄给他们，他们说妳自私．．
# @. V8 ]3 A* T( [0 z! MThe moral of the story is.......
3 T9 x# v7 O! h/ h以上的故事告诉我们：/ M0 w0 Y0 I9 x
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Send this to guys out there anyway...
8 I$ o: `, Q7 R9 N& g- F- m# `+ ^快转寄这邮件给男生吧！" E* z, h+ E8 n! @' \
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Send it to girls also, gives them some laughter...
1 S! W b) L7 U- [转寄给女生，让她们笑一笑！ |
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