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Swap partners for sex

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发表于 7.5.2003 14:02:17 | 只看该作者
A married couple on the farm are visited by an alien couple. The alien couple asked the human couple if they would like to swap partners for sex. <br><br>They agree, the human woman and alien man are together. She says, &quot;You have a small penis&#33;&quot; <br><br>The alien man replies, &quot;pull my ears&#33;&quot; <br><br>So she pulls his ears and his penis becomes larger. She is astonished and has the best sex of her life. <br><br>When the human couple come back together, she asked him how it was. <br><br>He replies, &quot;It was great, but my ears are just killing me&#33;&quot; <br>
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