人在江湖飘谁能不挨刀 看斑竹是怎么死的（组图）

水蓝色

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田间跳舞

偶还没有死，不好定论！

笑对人生

等临死那天进来回答. <!--emo&:p--><img src='style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tounge_smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge_smile.gif' /><!--endemo-->

琴心剑胆

看来，横是一刀，竖也是一刀<br /><br />呜呼~~

田间跳舞

啧啧，我们长命百岁，不死，不死，就不死！