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<!--QuoteBegin-AltWerther+17.05.2007, 13:32 --><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(AltWerther @ 17.05.2007, 13:32 )</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteEBegin-->人之常情。。想改变生活。。不想换老婆就换个工作呗。。。<br />[right][snapback]1321637[/snapback][/right]<br /><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd--><br /><br />hehe 换老婆的事情。。。如果已经有一个，换她比较贵。<br /><br />下面不是我写的， 但是跟老婆，跟软件有关系<br />------------------------------------<br /><br /> Dear Technical Support,<br /><br />18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from DrinkingMates 4.2, which I had used for years without any trouble.<br />However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.<br /><br />To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other applications, such as LadsNightOut 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9. Successive versions of GirlFriend proved no better.<br /><br />I tried a shareware program, sl*pp*r 2.1, but it had many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks. Eventually, I tried to run GirlFriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other they caused severe damage to my hardware.<br /><br />I eventually upgraded to Fiancée 1.0, only to discover that this product soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSe xPlus and Cleanhouse2005.<br /><br />Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be very unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted.<br />They then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them. Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail filter, and can, without warning, launch TurboStrop and Multi-Whinge.<br />These latter products have no Help files, and I have to try to guess what the problem is.<br /><br />Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express which needs to be reinstalled every other week. Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Saab 93 Convertible hard drive, it often crashes.<br /><br />Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called MotherInLaw, which can't be turned off.<br /><br />Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2003, but there could be problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects Mistress 2003, it tends to delete all of your Money before uninstalling itself.<br /><br />Help requested please<br /><br />-----------<br /><br />Dear Troubled User:<br /><br />This is a very common problem that men complain about.<br /><br />Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 , thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING !!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 70 . It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.<br /><br />You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings : Alimony/Child Support . I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application , "Yes Dear" , to alleviate software augmentation.<br /><br />The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE! because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.<br /><br />Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance . Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0 , Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2 .<br /><br />However, be very careful how you use these programs . Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5 . Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !<br /><br />WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3 . This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system!<br /><br />Best of luck,<br /><br />Tech Support<br /> |
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楼主: Eyes on me
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发表于 15.5.2007 21:12:31
--><img src='style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif' /><!--endemo--> <br /><br />问题2：我还没有毕业，简历上怎么说呢，可以说在3个月内就会毕业的。。。。可以这样吗？ <!--emo&:blush:--><img src='style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blush.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='blush.gif' /><!--endemo--> <br /><br />问题3：不知道这个专业好不好找工作，就总在想：那么多德国人都还失业呢，他们为什么还要外国人？呵呵。。。没什么信心。 <!--emo&^_^--><img src='style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/happy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='happy.gif' /><!--endemo--><br /> <br />问题4： 发了简历以后，如果顺利的话他们会不会马上就给我打电话面试啊，莫非我要全德国到处跑去面试，可不可以做一个电话面试呢？ <!--emo&:wub:--><img src='style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wub.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wub.gif' /><!--endemo--> <br />。。。。。。。。。现在就先想到了这么多， 不好意思，都是有点弱的问题，希望大家能理解别拍我。 <!--emo&^_^--><img src='style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/happy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='happy.gif' /><!--endemo--> 最后再次谢谢大家的帮助~~！ <!--emo&(F)--><img src='style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rose.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='rose.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--emo&(^)--><img src='style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/cake.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='cake.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--emo&(d)--><img src='style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/martini_shaken.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='martini_shaken.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--emo&(*)--><img src='style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/star.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='star.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--emo&b^--><img src='style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/beer_yum.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='beer_yum.gif' /><!--endemo--><br />[right][snapback]1319308[/snapback][/right]<br /><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd--><br />1. www.jobware.de www.jobpilot.de<br />2. voraussichtlich...<br />3. weil du viel besser als die bist...<br />4. das Leben ist hart...<br /><br /><!--QuoteBegin-leon+13.05.2007, 19:32 --><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(leon @ 13.05.2007, 19:32 )</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteEBegin-->买周六的<br />FAZ，SZ看看，最近招人广告很多。<br />[right][snapback]1319533[/snapback][/right]<br /><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd--><br />genau richtig!<br /><br /><!--QuoteBegin-Eyes on me+13.05.2007, 22:49 --><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Eyes on me @ 13.05.2007, 22:49 )</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteEBegin-->德国上班好玩吗？紧张吗 ？ <!--emo&(&)--><img src='style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/bowwow.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='bowwow.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--emo&(*)--><img src='style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/star.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='star.gif' /><!--endemo--><br />[right][snapback]1319639[/snapback][/right]<br /><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd--><br />...<br /><br /><!--QuoteBegin-leon+14.05.2007, 16:36 --><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(leon @ 14.05.2007, 16:36 )</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteEBegin-->楼上是你叔叔辈的 <!--emo&:blink:--><img src='style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='blink.gif' /><!--endemo--><br />[right][snapback]1320021[/snapback][/right]<br /><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd--><br /> <!--emo&
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