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男人很难取悦!!
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8 R% n' J* N8 w D! D: E7 k. ~! |The problems with GUYS:+ H) |) S$ V9 r" H- K; `
男人的问题是：
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) a4 i" q+ S& @! EIf u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
! d& A; W6 l/ @) Q" I7 l% t7 E4 n7 y 如果妳对他好，他说妳爱上他了．
8 D& R. J* s1 L }If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.$ L8 E7 z) n* `+ C
对他不好，他说妳骄傲．2 c6 t) U w4 Y8 N7 R5 p. D* B
If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
) W; j& G0 t5 Q3 ]" { 如果妳穿得很漂亮，他说你企图诱惑他．3 I: k. ^3 X. ]8 `! F* c
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If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.# r3 q" G6 f1 q U: ~
如果不，他说妳是乡下来的( {3 m3 {/ J/ l3 D8 v& ]) y% d! k
: x! F- D' n% {. \" ]1 B9 c+ m0 ^If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
p! g( X& J+ o: v. E7 S 如果妳跟他理论，他说妳固执3 m! { @# x& q6 G9 R+ N. l Z! }) |
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.* A% l: _4 F% p& i, P
如果妳沉默，他说妳没大脑！
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% e7 O5 b- L/ j- z$ K" }If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
6 p7 A4 ^0 D! C1 z' c 如果妳比他聪明，他会郁闷9 V# t v. B9 G0 q* e4 [8 h
2 L8 \6 ^' M* T$ ^( W" kIf he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.2 ~! I6 ]& k* I/ ?8 L: ^
如果他比你聪明，他就是有智慧！; h+ G, f' f/ n% L
If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
+ W- o4 T& m7 s+ l 如果妳不爱他，他想拥有妳
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If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?) ?* c0 t, R6 z/ q5 C; t, v+ ^
如果妳爱他，他试着离开妳．
5 a5 }/ z, R& [If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;( S, ~( S$ ~3 s# U |3 ]
如果妳不跟他做爱，他说妳不爱他5 t- z# q. C$ `- n8 M
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If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.
( B( V% G! @6 I. K6 W 如果跟他做，他说你是贱货！; c0 ^4 O! h0 L5 U* g# Z P2 }4 Z
7 t! G x; k9 MIf u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROBLESOME;
7 t4 W, ?, }$ l! r# o 如果妳告诉他妳的问题，他说妳麻烦
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If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
6 i4 S7 A, t: H2 W _ 如果不，他说妳不信任他
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If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
; S& G' l+ ]+ c \" _, `# U 如果妳骂他，妳好象他奶妈
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. c; Q# Q1 n% @If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.& I7 k1 I; D( L1 u L
如果他骂妳，是表示他“关心”妳- I2 _, l# f3 E2 L i8 G9 i6 a
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If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
& K4 a1 _6 H8 r i' t 如果妳没有守承诺，妳就是不可信的人 d/ r9 W/ M5 ]5 [6 ?+ v8 A) |
If he BREAKS his,he is FORCED to do so.
- i: i4 p8 W% K 如果他不守承诺，他是迫不得已的& l& i8 s/ z ^$ o
. Q8 n$ u* |4 H: _If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
% {" |6 d5 }+ _" D& H 如果妳吸烟，妳是坏女孩/ ^* U2 X5 \. F8 N6 Y) ?
4 {# r+ q/ k$ W0 Y* k, gIf he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT.. M5 r) v( k [' ]. M$ e
如果他吸烟，他是绅士
, ?, {! o! p, u0 m+ o: E/ R6 oIf u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;! v: ]3 b6 T: m4 Q$ \# B- W3 J( c
如果妳考试成绩好，他说是运气
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If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
1 s2 r! s; s0 J 如果他考得好，他说是实力！. q4 l' b; y! g3 V+ J5 Z/ g" f' i
* e+ J/ u- S& ?If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;" ]" Z" T; u. Z }# R( P
如果妳伤害了他，表示妳很残忍
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, f# h; L; k* ^If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!
b- z' F: c! F: p+ G 如果他伤害了妳，表示妳太敏感而且太难取悦！
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SO HARD TO PLEASE!!!!!
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@3 Z7 B v( G" l9 y& u6 s. u5 _1 hIf u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true......." v6 Q! c: Q% U
如果你寄这封信给男生，他们会发誓以上是不正确的．．
, d6 ^- m: A3 v3 z6 ]but if u don't they say u are selfish.....
* S) } z8 D l0 |2 Q$ R3 t+ ? 如果你不寄给他们，他们说妳自私．．! @, I% v6 O# v7 F
The moral of the story is.......2 \' C' T& M0 V, e: s9 |
以上的故事告诉我们：
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& ?* O: y' [3 i: ? {4 o2 R! VSend this to guys out there anyway...! s; u. P3 e: J1 `$ U6 t1 e' B
快转寄这邮件给男生吧！
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Send it to girls also, gives them some laughter...
8 `# m% r6 y% E转寄给女生，让她们笑一笑！ |
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