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Men Are Hard To Pleased
Q% \# F, k) B 男人很难取悦!!4 O. _+ ~: A9 A8 Q# O: P
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The problems with GUYS:
" U; {+ W& N% {2 d& F 男人的问题是：* z, x r: s/ p# Y- g7 ~4 `* Y8 r
' q* q% V5 A8 }2 hIf u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
( e# R% t, o# o# M( C- } 如果妳对他好，他说妳爱上他了．
0 Q! B6 w$ Y8 M6 y- S7 ^If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.
; R [5 T, k: w0 y3 l3 n# b 对他不好，他说妳骄傲．
7 U' |: B! J. N. C1 m' r+ \2 a3 aIf u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;8 u: J/ `8 D' i& _7 o4 v5 s b
如果妳穿得很漂亮，他说你企图诱惑他．8 t' H2 E+ `3 Q5 }
7 |9 h: d0 r0 h4 T6 }' BIf u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.% b. \5 M9 t2 ^( |$ J
如果不，他说妳是乡下来的
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If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
4 f3 g! @0 v# p* B8 m 如果妳跟他理论，他说妳固执
$ j: E# {1 k1 ]" ~If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS., N1 p0 U) K1 o; t7 s3 D+ J
如果妳沉默，他说妳没大脑！3 ~( I) k q' {! d
& K& A2 s; p/ _If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;8 x0 T4 H3 C/ S! |
如果妳比他聪明，他会郁闷* R5 o/ v7 M! [0 W2 `+ Q
3 Y$ [1 L0 {' O6 v$ yIf he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
1 z9 B$ V0 ~) d" n3 S8 u) @% d 如果他比你聪明，他就是有智慧！* m* r: O4 ?( R' I- u
If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
" A7 q* y! h- O- F# y! d 如果妳不爱他，他想拥有妳
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If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)# U4 ~' H6 P1 V: Y; y
如果妳爱他，他试着离开妳．
( V9 F# G0 _5 o( z5 jIf u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;- c# c. f% J, [$ T% l* [
如果妳不跟他做爱，他说妳不爱他
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2 E7 p$ b& S3 |" LIf u do!! he says u are CHEAP.$ o# P/ N5 [7 |# F/ U
如果跟他做，他说你是贱货！# j% ^: j8 |# R* H, P+ _8 ]) |
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If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROBLESOME;5 e4 m+ I, G$ J: O0 T, _
如果妳告诉他妳的问题，他说妳麻烦
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If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
3 i4 X1 S0 m0 V5 a9 r* m. M 如果不，他说妳不信任他% ]# z/ z/ T3 r5 S7 C
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If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;3 A i' Z- e6 G* L1 ^
如果妳骂他，妳好象他奶妈8 I+ N. @) R. E
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If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
% ]. X7 V; \8 \$ h6 D 如果他骂妳，是表示他“关心”妳
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1 Z/ }* Y* B4 a. Q- pIf u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;' U r# W, u5 |& X- M4 B9 N' _0 U
如果妳没有守承诺，妳就是不可信的人
2 Q: L7 y0 ^* |If he BREAKS his,he is FORCED to do so.3 {( j7 f9 i5 A4 A
如果他不守承诺，他是迫不得已的
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If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;% |* \# U% L) f. m
如果妳吸烟，妳是坏女孩
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If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT.2 O: O; @; z( d/ x: t# b( [
如果他吸烟，他是绅士5 c% A) x. y/ }, B3 E$ }
If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
+ S+ W1 h I5 Y9 { 如果妳考试成绩好，他说是运气) M' W2 \7 H/ Z! T, D
5 s; ^6 B! U( y3 RIf he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
+ l5 }0 Z1 W* g8 W 如果他考得好，他说是实力！5 L5 D9 h2 s: o) \8 l
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If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
6 r, \2 y( ^* w% F2 q3 g 如果妳伤害了他，表示妳很残忍8 Y1 q; r+ X2 o- X! Q
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If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!
3 j" c4 D! R9 c* b; } 如果他伤害了妳，表示妳太敏感而且太难取悦！
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SO HARD TO PLEASE!!!!!
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If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true......." Y; U' R7 E0 P2 a) Q8 P
如果你寄这封信给男生，他们会发誓以上是不正确的．．
: E7 V+ y6 C& s* K: dbut if u don't they say u are selfish.....
6 B) V: y0 R0 T) v 如果你不寄给他们，他们说妳自私．．
( F8 o, l2 P0 n5 i) DThe moral of the story is.......
# n ?5 c4 ~9 `! E) {以上的故事告诉我们：, l% _4 ~ K0 L8 i# A" J6 z) }1 `
3 V4 j# o/ ?6 H" R7 H7 ]Send this to guys out there anyway...# S7 z4 @8 y9 _1 A7 V- m
快转寄这邮件给男生吧！1 X% f _0 v5 d1 t& ^* G
J' m/ \/ {1 {. ~$ Z$ xSend it to girls also, gives them some laughter...6 ]' F: r, B- `) E3 U& v
转寄给女生，让她们笑一笑！ |
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